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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 03:03:18 -0500

takecourage: (via taxidermychurch) Do you think Xabi would...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:26:58 -0500

(via taxidermychurch)

Do you think Xabi would come back to England if he was promised future casting as the first Basque James Bond? Good looking dude.

We didn’t love him simply for his passing ability. Oh no.

Soccer continues to supply the metrosexual dude envy.

"The Italian, whatever, national, whatever their organization is, they don’t understand that ‘guidos’..."

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:09:00 -0500

““The Italian, whatever, national, whatever their organization is, they don’t understand that ‘guidos’ and ‘guidettes’ are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves. hey are old-fashioned. They don’t know that; they think it’s offensive, because maybe in their time it was offensive, but now it’s kind of a compliment. So they don’t understand that and that is what we are trying to say. They are way overreacting to the show. We’re 22 to 29 just having fun at the shore. They are just taking it way out of proportion.””

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Snooki from Jersey Shore on allegations that the program is promoting hurtful ethnic steroetypes. (via jgh)

YOU MEAN THE NATIONAL ITALIAN AMERICAN FOUNDATION SNOOKI, YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.

As a first generation New Jersey-bred Italian-American, I loathe how the show uses a sad, white trash stereotype from 1991 as the DNA of it’s “characters.”

Don’t even get me started.

(via theoreticalgirl)

I admit to having watched and been fascinated by Jersey Shore, and I haven’t watched MTV, even for casual channel-surf reasons, for years. (I think I stopped when The Hills started its ascendancy.) But I don’t think the show actually says that much, or is trying to, about the Jersey Shore, at least in terms of identity politics or sociological accuracy. As a Northeasterner, I’ve known many people from the tristate area, particularly this one family who own the summer camp next to ours in upstate New York. They’re a large Irish-Catholic family from Long Island, I’ve known them my whole life, consider them almost extended family members, and theoretically they’d exist squarely within the Jersey Shore demographic. Of course, they don’t. They’re actual human beings, with complicated pasts and inner lives, and I can’t imagine them being anything other than horrified at the show or enjoying it purely as a guilty pleasure. Which is pretty much my response, as well as marvelling at the show’s utterly next-level transfiguration of reality show conventions. If The Real World is the genre’s Oedipus Rex, the foundational, high-minded text from which all further iterations must deviate, then Jersey Shore is a 19th-century melodrama: giddy exploitation populated by a cast of ridiculously overdetermined stock characters. And that’s the way character seems to work on this show. It’s a televisual version of the Jersey Shore created for the voyeuristic desires of people who have never been there, or have been there once and want to see a version that conforms to their prejudicial notions. In other words, it isn’t the imitation of real-life types, it’s the imitation of people’s ideas of real life, which is something else entirely. The lack of interiority, or any kind of personal authenticity whatsoever in the cast they’ve assembled is something I find sort of astonishing. It may be the most well-cast show in the history of reality TV. As a “reality” TV show, its profound dearth of humanism has attained sublimity: it repulses, it attracts, it produces awe.

Talk Talk - THE RAINBOW - 1988

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:44:23 -0500

Talk Talk - THE RAINBOW - 1988

guided by voices :: jon stewart show part 1 GBV! GBV!

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:56:59 -0500

guided by voices :: jon stewart show part 1

GBV! GBV!

"I do not care about headlines - for me, there is only one Tom Cruise, and it is the one who plays..."

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:37:59 -0500

““I do not care about headlines - for me, there is only one Tom Cruise, and it is the one who plays for Arsenal Football Club. I believe he is a very good footballer, but I would not like him to be under too much pressure.”

- Wenger defends Arshavin after Russian rumours - UEFA Champions League - ESPN Soccernet

Really? Tom Cruise? This isn’t some elaborate practical joke?

(via lichtenblog)

Quote of the year.

I mostly find Badly Drawn Boy interesting for his choice of...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:29:37 -0500

I mostly find Badly Drawn Boy interesting for his choice of remixers, and the Jools Holland orchestration of this track has its typically leaden, sub-pubrock moments. But that opening, when THOSE CHORDS build into a joyful stomp, are on some McCartney-esque shit. Is “Come On Eileen” the greatest song ever? Sometimes, yes.

takecourage: Cape Town Stadium, ZSA. Whoaaa.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:29:53 -0500

takecourage:

Cape Town Stadium, ZSA.

Whoaaa.

Always disconcerting to see pictures of a hot Robert...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:45:23 -0500

Always disconcerting to see pictures of a hot Robert Smith.

lichtenblog:

I think spirit guide is a great way to characterize how R.S. operates.

designdumpster:

Last night I had another dream (the third one this year) where Robert Smith is prominently featured. What does this man mean in my life? Is he my spirit guide?

My expert analysis of the English (likely) starting XI: Ben...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:35:34 -0500

My expert analysis of the English (likely) starting XI:

Ben Foster/David James/Robert Green: None of them are as good as Brad Friedel, not to mention Tim Howard.

Ashley Cole: The Sasha Vujacic of English football.

John Terry: Crybaby. Can’t hit penalty shots.

Rio Ferdinand: Over the hill.

Glen Johnson: Great O, no D.

Steven Gerrard: Diver.

Frank Lampard: Fat. Can’t hit penalty shots.

Aaron Lennon/James Milner/Theo Walcott: Great for the premier league, all anonymous internationally.

Gareth Barry: A fairly dull, dependable player. He’s no Xabi Alonso.

Wayne Rooney: Diver.

Emile Heskey/Carlton Cole: They both seem like all-around bros. Neither can score. Might as well call in Bobby Zamora.

Subs:

David Beckham: Used to be able to run all day but now he’s evidently asthmatic(?). Sickeningly over the hill.

Jermain Defoe: Can’t hit penalty shots. Still don’t trust him in big situations.

Peter Crouch: Sucks.

Joleon Lescott: hahahaha

Prediction: ENG 1-1 USA. USA scores on am easy rebound given up by Ben Foster, or a Rio Ferdinand own goal. ENG ties in injury time after a Rooney dive/penalty shot. US wins 4-2 on PK’s after Defoe, Lampard, and Terry all miss their penalty kicks.

Yahh trick yah.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:40:24 -0500

Yahh trick yah.

This might be my favorite thing on the internets.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:39:44 -0500

This might be my favorite thing on the internets.

No way. That face is pure cockney chagrin. lichtenblog: Good...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:12:46 -0500

No way. That face is pure cockney chagrin.

lichtenblog:

Good actor. I am not usually one to think soccer is fixed, but there was a lot of money riding on England and the USA being in the same group. I smell a conspiracy!

drewarthur:

Goldenballs reacts to drawing the States.

Goldenballs reacts to drawing the States.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:54:57 -0500

Goldenballs reacts to drawing the States.

@lichtenblog & drewarthur

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:03:20 -0500

takecourage:

drewarthur:

lichtenblog:

Is it banter to remind you that you’re going down in six months?! All hail the epic wimpiness of Landon Donovan!

takecourage:

I look forward to some epic banter in the coming months.

Unlike England, the US doesn’t have a team full of divers and divas (excepting Donovan, obv). Of course, the first time one of our defenders makes a clean hard tackle, expect the cards to come out.

Sorry, I need to do more research on the US players. Is Mia Hamm stilll playing for you lot?

It is on, my friend.

@takecourage

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:12:24 -0500

lichtenblog:

Is it banter to remind you that you’re going down in six months?! All hail the epic wimpiness of Landon Donovan!

takecourage:

I look forward to some epic banter in the coming months.

Unlike England, the US doesn’t have a team full of divers and divas (excepting Donovan, obv). Of course, the first time one of our defenders makes a clean hard tackle, expect the cards to come out.

"Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia"

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:32:38 -0500

“Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia”

- World Cup 2010 Draw: Live Blog, EPL Talk

Thought 1: it’s not the dread Group of Death.

Thought 2: maybe English players will learn our names.

Thought 3: the real GoD? Take your pick:

Group D: Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia.

Group G: Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Coast, Portugal.

(via lichtenblog)

Thought 4: BEAT ENGLAND.

"Sammy: “I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet, but don’t fuck with..."

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:53:16 -0500

“

Sammy: “I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet, but don’t fuck with me.”

Ronnie: “Take your shirt and [the women] come to you like flies on shit.”

DJ Paulie D: “I don’t want to work, I’m a DJ.”

Trash Bags: “How is this girl getting in the jacuzzi in a bra. Wear a thong bikini if you’re going to wear anything. It’s more classier.”

Sammy: “I had so much respect for you guys until you got into the Jacuzzi with those sluts.”

Blue Balls: “That’s how we know we’re classy girls because we’ve been here two days with those guys and nothing has happened.”

The Situation: “This situation is unbelievable. You can’t even believe the situation you’re about to get in the situation.”

Snickerdoodle: “I’m the fucking princess of fucking Poughkeepse.”

The Situation: “Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars.”

Vinny: “I don’t care if you’re fat, ugly, 45 years old—I’ll dance with you.”

DJ Paulie Dude: “She wants to have fun and have a boyfriend. She wants to have her cake and eat it too. I’ll play that game. I’ll be that guy. I don’t care.”

Blue Balls: “If a girl’s a slut, she should be abused.”

Trash Bags: “I’ll cut your hair while you’re sleeping.”

”

- Jersey Shore: A Field Study

More Bartlett’s candidates.

Mayor Sheila Dixon booed at monument lighting | Inside Charm City: Baltimore, Maryland blog

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:54:06 -0500

Mayor Sheila Dixon booed at monument lighting | Inside Charm City: Baltimore, Maryland blog:

I missed the boos for Dixon! I was doing a Talkback!

To be honest, the whole situation depresses me.

"“I’m a bartender. I do, like, great things.” “You have a penis..."

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:50:49 -0500

“

“I’m a bartender. I do, like, great things.”

“You have a penis piercing…I LOVE it.”

“I think I got Pink Eye.” “Yeah, you got it from sticking that fat butt in your face.”

*Pukes* “So…obviously not banging tonight.”

“Everybody loves me. Babies, dogs, cougars…”

“You don’t know how bad I want you.” “No, you don’t UNDERSTAND how bad I want YOU.”

(Rasps) “I felt like eating ham and drinking water.” (Holds up ham.) “Ham.”

“Towards the end of the night. Somebody was looking at me. So I kicked his ass.”

“It only takes 9 pounds of pressure to break a nose.”

“Don’t let the spiked hair fool you. I’m not a bitch.”

”

- The Wit and the Wisdom